DUSTY UNDERWEAR

One morning a husband took

a pair of underwear out of the drawer.

"What the ? ? ?," he said to himself

as a little  blue "dust" cloud appeared

 when he shook them out.

"Bonnie," he hollered into the bathroom,

"why did you put talcum powder

in my  underwear?"

She shot back: 

 "It's not talcum powder.

 It's 'Miracle Grow'."