Thought Provoking Quotes 
 

Having a sharp tongue can cut your own throat.

If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention.

Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.


The best vitamin for making friends.... B1.

The 10 commandments are not a multiple choice.



The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.

Minds are like parachutes... they function only when open.

Ideas won't work unless YOU do.

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.

One who lacks the courage to start has already finished.

The heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

Don't learn safety rules by accident.

Jumping to conclusions can be bad exercise.

A turtle makes progress when it sticks its head out.

 



One thing you can give and still keep... is your word.

A friend walks in when everyone else walks out.

Never fail to try - try and then say you failed. Every failure is a stepping stone to success!!

The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime!

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened....Cora Harvey Armstrong

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. Helen Hayes (at 73)

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.... Janette Barber

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.... Lily Tomlin

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.... Carrie Snow

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.... Laurie Kuslansky

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.... Erma Bombeck

Old age ain't no place for sissies.... Bette Davis

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.... Rhonda Hansome

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.... Jane Sellman

Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.... Jennifer Unlimited

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.... Charlotte Whitton

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.... Caryn Leschen

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.... Jennifer Unlimited

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.... Catherine

When I was young, I was put in a school for mentally challenged kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! ...Kathy Buckley

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb .. and I'm also not blonde.... Dolly Parton

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.... Sue Grafton

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.... Roseanne Barr

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.... Elayne Boosler

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.... Maryon Pearson

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything done, ask a woman.... Margaret Thatcher

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.... Gloria Steinem

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.... Zsa Zsa Gabor


Three keys to more abundant living: caring about others, daring for others,  sharing with others....

 William A. Ward

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.... Leo Buscaglia

A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.... Denis Waitley

We must not, in trying to think about how we can make a big difference, ignore the small daily differences we can make which, over time, add up to big differences that we often cannot foresee. Marian Wright Edelman

Share our similarities, celebrate our differences.... M. Scott Peck

Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary.... Cecil Beaton

If you want to stand out, don't be different; be outstanding. ...Meredith West

If there are things you don't like in the world you grew up in, make your own life different.... Dave Thomas

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free.... Charles Evans Hughes

You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with. ...Dr. Wayne W. Dyer

The will to do springs from the knowledge that we can do.... James Allen

                                    Whatever good things we build end up building us.... Jim Rohn

I am somebody. I am me. I like being me.  And I need nobody to make me somebody.... Louis L'Amour

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. ... Eleanor Roosevelt

We will discover the nature of our particular genius when we stop  trying to conform to our own or to other people's models, learn to be ourselves, and allow our natural channel to open.. .. Shakti Gawain

You can't choose your circumstances,  but you can choose to overcome them.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.... Oscar Wilde

You can't possibly hit the ball if you're thinking about all the possible ways you can miss.... Unknown

 In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.... Nora Ephron b. 1941  American Journalist

In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam  had a chance  he laid the blame on woman....

 Nancy Astor (1879-1964)  British Politician

A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.   If he hadn’t broken your heart, you couldn’t have that glorious feeling of relief!... Pyllis Battelle b. 1922 American Journalist

Nothing is more revealing than movement.... Martha Graham (18941991) American choreographer

My creed is low, be sincere and don’t fuss.... Jane Addams (1860-1935) American Social Worker

Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.... Dodie Smith  b. 1896  English playwright

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before....
Mae West (1892-1980) American Actress

Here’s a rule I recommend.  Never practice two vices at once.... Tallulah Bankhead (1903-1968) American Actress

Whether women are better than men I cannot say- but I can say they are certainly no worse.... Golda Meir (1898-1978) Israeli Stateswoman

Eternity is not something that begins after you are dead.   It is going on all the time.  We are in it now....

 Charlotte Perkins Gilman (1860-1935) American Writer

Constant togetherness is fine – but only for Siamese twins....  Victoria Billings b. 1945 American journalist

It doesn’t matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don’t do it in the street  and frighten the horses.... Mrs. Patrick Campbell (1865-1940) English Actress

“But it’s always interesting when one doesn’t see,” she added. “If you don’t see what a thing means, you must be looking at it wrong way round.”...  Agatha Christie (1891 – 1978) English mystery writer

The wave of the future is coming and there is no stopping it.... Anne Morrow Lindbergh b. 1906  American writer

The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty: not knowing what comes next.... Ursula K. Le Guin b. 1929 American Writer

Energy is the power that drives every human being. It is not lost by exertion but maintained by it.... Germaine Greer b. 2939 Australian writer

It is not true that life is one damn thing after another – it’s one damn thing over and over.... Edna St. Vincent Millay (1892-1952) American poet

It was so cold I almost got married.... Shelley Winters. B. 1922 American Actress

One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done.... Marie Curie (1867-1934) French scientist

Character builds slowly, but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness....
Faith Baldwin (1893-1978) American writer.

Marriage removes the illusion, deeply imbedded previously, that somewhere there is a soul-mate....  Paula Modersohn-Becker (1876-1907) German painter

Be fond of the man who jests at his scars, if you like; but never believe  he is being on the level with you.... Pamela Hansford Johnson (1912-1981) English Writer

No mockery in the world ever sounds to me as hollow as that of being told to cultivate happiness…Happiness is not a potato, to be planted in mould, and tilled with manure.... Charlotte Bronte (1816-1855) English writer.

No man can be held throughout the day by what happens throughout the night.... Sally Stanford (1904-1982)  American Madam

Do we really know anybody?  Who does not wear one face to hide another?... Frances Marion (1886-1973) American Journalist

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.... Zsa Zsa Gabor.  B 1923  Hungarian actress

No matter what your fight, don’t be ladylike!  God Almighty made women and the Rockefeller gang of thieves made the ladies.... Mother Mary Jones (1830-1930) American Labor Organizer

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? Peg Bracken b. 1918 American humorist

 

In real love you want the other person’s good. In romantic love you want the other person....  Margaret Anderson (1893-1973) American publisher

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.... Lily Tomlin b.1939 American Actress

   There are years that ask questions and years that answer.... Zora Neale Hurston

I like living.  I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow,  but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.... Agatha Christie

There is only one journey.  Going inside yourself....  Ranier Maria Rilke

Sometime in your life you will go on a journey.  It will be the longest journey you have ever taken.  It is the journey to find yourself.... Katherine Sharp

A little of what you fancy does you good. Marie Lloyd

Until you make peace with who you are, you will never be content with what you have.... Doris Mortman

Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within....  Mary Lou Cook

If one is a greyhound, why try to look like a Pekingese.... Dame Edith Sitwell

Always be a first-rate version of yourself instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.... Judy Garland

Your house is your home only when you feel you have jurisdiction over the space....  Joan Kron

If a home doesn’t make sense, nothing does.... Henrietta Ripperger

The whole thrill of junking is that you just know the next table will have what you’ve been looking for all your life.  Mary Randolph Carter

Bloom where you’re planted.... Mary Engelbreit

After all, it is those who have a deep and real inner life who are best able to deal with the irritating details of outer life....  Evelyn Underhill

It is good to have an end to journey towards, but it is the journey that matters in the end....  Ursula K. LeGuin

Lost yesterday, somewhere between sunrise and sunset, two golden hours each set with sixty diamond minutes.  No reward is offered, for they are gone forever....  Horace Mann

Procrastination is the thief of time....  Edward Young

We must all pay with the current coin of life.  For the honey that we taste....  Rachel Blumstein

When I look into the future, it’s so bright it burns my eyes....  Oprah Winfrey

Things do not change, we change....  Henry David Thoreau

Before I built a wall I’d ask to know what I was walling in or walling out....   Robert Frost

I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.... Dorothy Parker

There are only two ways to live your life.  One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle....  Albert Einstein

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family.  Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.... Jane Howard

An open home, an open heart, here grows a bountiful harvest....  Judy Hand

Gloom we have always with us, a rank and sturdy weed, but joy requires tending....   Barbara Holland

For years I wanted to be older, and now I am....  Margaret Atwood

Every great mistake has a half-way moment, a split second when it can be recalled and perhaps remedied....

  Pear S. Buck

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash....  Sophie Tucker

Being powerful is like being a lady.  If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.  Margaret Thatcher